Evolution of Me

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Evolution of Me

I don’t care too much about physical evolution at the moment. I’ve got my body as is and I’m quite grateful to my ancestors for their wise or lucky choices of healthy and genetically strong partners for impregnations. But even after their hard work, I see that my body needs some improvements. I have no ability to change my body, but I can do some work for the future generations. So I’m taking a part in the physical evolution of mankind by sleeping with pretty and healthy girls, spreading through them my genetic materials to the future.

I know that I will drop my body sooner or later and don’t know for sure what will happen with Me after this moment. What was Me before another moment, moment when my genetic dad successfully penetrated the egg by his genetic messenger.
Did I exist before that moment? Was I nothing or I was some kind of creature staying beside my mom and dad and waiting for their success?
Did I became alive just in my mom’s womb and will die forever in the tomb?
Funny combination: womb-tomb?

Surprisingly the positive answer about nothingness before our birth and after death is kind of relaxing and calming. Nothing! And you can stop worry about eternal life and Heaven. Enjoy your normal human being life, as it was before without these f…. preachers, bribed by reaches to keep us in order and work hard. So go ahead and f… as many girls as you can, eat whatever you wish until your last fart will be released by the powerful and invisible hammerer smashing your brain.

On the other hand, the negative answer on that question will sadly produce a lot of tensions and complications. You will start worry about your evolution, readiness for the next stage and start asking what was You before you popped up in this world. You will start worry about this world and the better world!

They call the place where we will go as the better world. What the f… we’ve done wrong there to be sent to this imperfect and worst world? Between us, we won’t call this imperfect world as a worst one for ourselves. We’d have no objections to stay in this “worst world” with a good health and body conditions for another couple of hundreds years.

I suspect that the only reason why they won’t allow us to stay here longer is our own past statements, bad behaviors and bad memories we left about our transition between these two worlds. We were equally screaming, yelling, crying and begging to leave us alone in both worlds, when unavoidable time was coming for us to leave either one.
It is quite frustrating for somebody to listen and see the same scene with same actors repeating every several decades and each time spending a lot of nerve and energy for kicking us out from one world to another.
This is the hell of a job, even for the special person, but people never happy and they don’t like changes and unknown future.

Lets give us a special course of lectures, so we will know what to expect in future world and may be leave us a little bit memory about past.

We have no idea and info how the better world works and what kind of rules and regulations they have there. Due to it after my years spend here I doubt that I live in the worst world. Where in the universe I could sleep with such a pretty creature as the young Earthly girls, eat the bloody New York stakes and drink Heineken? I’m afraid that they don’t have such a good stuff over where. I’ve read occasionally in the old book that they didn’t allow their first couple of lodgers to eat even a single apple that days, don’t mention a free sex! Pretty strict and scare conditions in the best world, isn’t it? I hope they’ve made some good changer there since then or people won’t have any intentions to rush there.

I can easy survive on no a fruit diet easily, but opportunity to have a masturbation as the only fun for centuries there didn’t make me excited and quite annoying me.

I’ve heard somewhere that there are a lot of similarities now between these two worlds. So I suspect that in the better world they have some nice places, where some guys can enjoy a nice lifestyle and living conditions. It’s like we have some guys here for unknown for me reasons bloody enjoying their lives, when most of people are suffering working for them and making them richer. I have no intentions to join these kinds of guys in either worlds, but I like to have some freedom of choices.

Some old Greek guy mentioned Underworld River, which we have to cross after our death. The ferryman there is the old guy who is delivering all descended without pity to their destination, in strict accordance with their ferry tickets. What kind of tickets we will get for the ferry, what will be ours destinations and how to get better tickets?

Other guy told me a while ago that some of us could build a raft in this world and use it to cross the River at any time and any directions. I liked that idea about the raft, but this guy didn’t tell me where to get materials, beams, ropes, nails for the raft and food for travel.

May be you have some ideas and know the places where we could get these materials and what kind of currency we should get to pay for it?

Due to I had no idea where and how to get that materials for the raft I made decision to learn how to swim, dive and even try to find out how to walk by the water. Walking by the water sounds pretty romantic, as you can see it on the picture.

But the latest guy who was able to do so was the well known Jordanian. He lived couple of thousands years ago and was brutally killed for his principles in one country where he was traveling. Unfortunately due to brutality and stupidity of that country’s government and negligent of occupying authorities all his records were destroyed, lost and we have no manuals, instructions how to do it now.

So I concentrated on the swimming, diving and other exercising under water and have some good success, but I have no idea how to walk by the water.
May be somebody can help me? Any ideas?

In return I could teach how to swim, dive and even see some things under water and above. May be we could open together some swimming and diving classes, even more, some kind of raft builders classes? Regards, Farmer.